If I Were a Turkey

What if a turkey decided he wasn’t going to be dinner this Thanksgiving?

Meet one clever, determined, and downright funny turkey who’s on a mission to survive the holidays! From April to January, he’s running, hiding, zigzagging, and even rolling in the dirt to outsmart hungry humans. With each passing month, his creative antics and training get wilder—and his feathers a little dustier!

Told in playful rhyming verse and brought to life with vibrant illustrations, If I Were a Turkey is a laugh-out-loud story of courage, cleverness, and survival. Perfect for children who love silly stories, farmyard animals, or holiday humor.

Kids will love:

• The funny rhymes and rhythm that make reading aloud a joy

• The expressive, animated turkey who’s always one step ahead

• The colorful art that captures every season of his hilarious journey

Parents and teachers will appreciate:

• A lighthearted way to talk about Thanksgiving traditions

• A story that encourages quick thinking, perseverance, and creativity

Can one turkey outsmart the holidays? Find out in this charming tale that’s perfect for classrooms, storytime, and giggles all year long!